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Superbowl Status Updates
Superbowl Status Updates
- A Utah ape that has correctly picked the Super Bowl winner for six straight years predicted Thursday that the Seattle Seahawks will be the next NFL champion.
- You’re invited to watch the Super Bowl with me on your television.
- Two Superbowls with two completely different teams, never been done before by a starting QB.
- Auto correct just tried to make “Super Bowl” into “superb owl.” Personally, I’d rather see the owl.
- My idea of a Superbowl is a toilet that cleans itself.
- Today is like Christmas for out of shape, middle aged football fans.
- This year I’m calling it the Super Duper Bowl.
- The reason women don’t play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.
- Life is like the Superbowl. It has a start, a half-time, an end, and crazy people yelling at your mistakes.
- While you’re chowing down this Superbowl remember this… To burn off ONE plain M&M candy, you need to walk the full length of a football field. Enjoy.
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