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Superbowl Status Updates

Superbowl Status Updates

  1. A Utah ape that has correctly picked the Super Bowl winner for six straight years predicted Thursday that the Seattle Seahawks will be the next NFL champion.
  2. You’re invited to watch the Super Bowl with me on your television.
  3. Two Superbowls with two completely different teams, never been done before by a starting QB.
  4. Auto correct just tried to make “Super Bowl” into “superb owl.” Personally, I’d rather see the owl.
  5. My idea of a Superbowl is a toilet that cleans itself.
  6. Today is like Christmas for out of shape, middle aged football fans.
  7. This year I’m calling it the Super Duper Bowl.
  8. The reason women don’t play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.
  9. Life is like the Superbowl. It has a start, a half-time, an end, and crazy people yelling at your mistakes.
  10. While you’re chowing down this Superbowl remember this… To burn off ONE plain M&M candy, you need to walk the full length of a football field. Enjoy.

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